Booking Fee

Due to an unprecedented amount of time wasting wankers making fake bookings, first time clients will now be required to pay a $50 deposit fee to secure a booking. This only applies to the first session to ensure those bookings are genuine.

Regrettably its the only way to weed the wankers out from genuine clients. This will NOT affect existing clients. The deposit may be paid by paypal or by cardless cash for those wanting no record of spending. Contact me to arrange payment.

I will also in future be publishing these idiots phone numbers, name and shame. I already list them on caller id sites for ANY person (friend, lover, wife, employer) to find should they google the number but will be also doing so on my own site from now on too.

Im running a business, not a kindergarten and genuine clients miss out from others’ childish behaviour.


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