Booking Fee

Due to an unprecedented amount of time wasting wankers making fake bookings, first time clients will now be required to pay a $50 deposit fee to secure a booking. This only applies to the first session to ensure those bookings are genuine.



Some stories of sessions either written by myself or my sluts have been added under the menu for your enjoyment.

If you wish to submit a written piece about your experience in session feel free to submit it by email at

Time Wasters

Be warned time wasters / those who make false promises…

Not only do I block your number so you never get another booking, but I also list your phone number with the caller ID apps marking it as spam with an appropriate ...

Special permanent

Recent special for new clients was so popular I have decided to make it a permanet offering.

Had loads of fun and some have been back since which is awesome. The recent rain slowed things down a tad, but getting back to ...

Backpage and Cracker no more….

Apparently Backpage and cracker are no more, seized by the FBI.

Any recommendations on alternate non-US sites you gentlemen use appreciated for advertising….


Logistics – Morning Bookings

It doesnt matter how much I enjoy someone or their session, simple logistics dictate that I cannot accommodate morning sessions without a booking being made the previous evening.

I do not turn my phone on before 9am as I also work evenings, ...