Booking Fee

Due to an unprecedented amount of time wasting wankers making fake bookings, first time clients will now be required to pay a $50 deposit fee to secure a booking.

Dungeon Tales

Some stories of sessions either written by myself or my sluts have been added under the menu for your enjoyment.

Stories

Some stories of sessions either written by myself or my sluts have been added under the menu for your enjoyment.

Time Wasters

Be warned time wasters / those who make false promises… Not only do I block your number so you never get another booking, but I also list your phone number with the caller ID apps marking it as

Logistics – Morning Bookings

It doesnt matter how much I enjoy someone or their session, simple logistics dictate that I cannot accommodate morning sessions without a booking being made the previous evening.